Earth from above

A creature from other space is sent to the Earth to observe and report to his leader.After he visited our planet he advices a friend who is going to live down here.
                                                                   Enjoy!

“Man you have to be very careful down there!These people are crazy!Listen now,if you want to be beautiful according to their standarts,you have to go training-do you understand what I mean?in you case let`s suppose you are a man,yes there are another kind,very light and childishly helpless kind they call women or girls,but now on your case.So i saw a lot os men.When they are young most of themgo to train or make muscules and become so vain.because they want to recieve attention from the other kind.However, when they become a little older,they become abssessed with the idea of making career,which means getting decent job,making a lot of money for a house  with a pool and  a car in the outskirts of a metropolitan.\When man gets older and older,and his offspring leaves him,he starts “to walk” to his end of his life,starts talking about death-that`s a moment of a complete relief for the human being,and he is waiting for it with eagerness tired of the hurring and tense life.
I described you the life of an ordinary man.However,this man is under the authority of a group of people who control different parts of the dry land.Sometimes these groups of people can`t get what they want from each other and start killing the ordinary men and women I told you about.I heard that there were two iron flying birds with ordinary men and women in their bellies who crashed in two towers killing other innocent people because of these authority groups of people.But don`t wory this doesn`t happen to everyday,you can find a peaceful piece of land and live your life,don`t worry!And good luck down there!(you`ll need it)”  

LOOK out!

DON`T STEAL!

GOVERNMENT DOES NOT LIKE THE COMPETITION:)

Football Emotions

Yesterday-I will always remember this day-I was on a Football match for first time in my life.

When we arrieved the game was started 5 or 10 min. ago and we sat down close to the people who we knew form our school,I forgot to mention that the teams were formed from boys from my school and the other team was from language school.We were a little bit unprepared for the game-all around people were eating sunflower seeds,but after all that was the first time,for the next we will know.

Everything was fine till we come-one or two minutes how we were watching the game and the language school scored a goаl.Funny!!!And so we kept watching-goаl after goal for the language school(Congratulations I would say).Here came the break,some changes in the team,started the second half-time.I was quite bored from the game because our boys were losing so I was distracted for a while(I didn`t follow the game) and  at the same that second our team scored a goаl.The game finished 4:1 for the language school,of course but it was funny to listen how my calssmates were shouting and comenting the players,the judge(in the end he was call traditionally педераст)and when we were going out from the stadion we met our PE teacher who said thas was the funniest team he ever seen(this coment was for our boy) and that he was laughting very much on this game-we said we were,too:)))

When I came back home and told my mom where I have been she was quite amazed of that I was on a match,her words were”You`re not such person,who ‘planted’ you that idea”.I didn`t care-It was GREAT:)))